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Condom titties

Noun; Natural breasts with more skin that fat, as to seem like condoms filled with cottage cheese.
Brittany: (with her breasts exposed) ...but Frey'yud, why shood I git inplants?

Thomas: Be'cause your tiddies look like cottage cheese in two condoms - one made for blacks and one made for Asians.

Brittany: Thomas!

Thomas: Condom titties Con... Cond... (vomits to the side)
by An Honest Mormon February 26, 2009
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Nigga Titties

A black girls BooBies which are most often than not bigger than white girls BooBies.

But the word is more than often shouted than said, because you are proud of it. (an example which will make sense will be below)

It can also be said for practically anything, for example, instead of saying "word", "no way" or "really" you could slip that word in there but the trick is to keep a straight face. (after a while, it gets more and more funny)
.......as seen on tv
Scott: "Hey Nathan, what you gunna do today?"

Nathan: "Im gunna get my self some NIGGA TITTIES"

Nathan: " NIGGA TITTIES"
*and then he acts to as if he was moterboating the niggatitties, and then acts as if he has a niggatittie in his hand and hes licking the nigganip*

Example 2:

James: "Where were you last night George?"

George: "Guess what, i got laid"

James: "SHUT THE NIGGATITTIES UP" :O
by G. Potter August 20, 2009
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titties out

"Yo don't say your car is topless say the titties is out" Nas.
by Keovani March 10, 2003
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tanked titties

Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.

Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.
I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.
by jeffbo June 6, 2009
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Celebri-titties

"A pair of breasts so nice that they become famous."
Every guy in school talks about Vannessa's "Celebri-titties", because of how hugely awesome they are.
by Vash Lightning August 29, 2009
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TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION

TITS THAT BIG SO BIG THEY'RE LIKE HAVING 2 SCUD MISSLES LAY ON YOUR CHEST AND HAVE THE BREATHING CUT OFF. PITTED AREOLAS, AND NIPPLES THE SIZE OF HAND GRENADES. UNDER THE TITS IS SWEAT, AND OLD POWDER,, AND SMELLY PERFUME TO HISE THE MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PENIS AND ITS FUNCTIONS.
MY EX HAD TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD 2 FUCKIN HERINIA,, LETTING HER PUT THEM THINGS ON MY BALLS...OUCH!!

HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!

MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009
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tanker titties

fat ass man breasts, that u can see through a shirt, most likely involves fat nipples
Eric had some serious tanker titties poking through his suit.
by Buddy Lee April 5, 2003
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