wifey ting

The woman that you want to wake up with in the same bed, then go downstairs and eat berries with her and your two children for breakfast.

Yo, are you trying to wife her?
Yea, she's a real wifey ting.

by Mitch *_* May 15, 2016

Dead man ting

When someone behaves in a way that makes you not want to have any association with that person, that person may as well be dead to you.

Example

Person 1: yo brah have you heard that Bill is now dating a 16y/o
person 2: that's legal but he's 29 isn't he?
person 1: yeah haha he's on a dead man ting nowadays

by kanye wong September 16, 2015

Spectacular Buff Ting

The term originates from blogger 'Lalalaletmeexplain' - A Spectacular Buff Ting is a person who is buff to their core. It doesn't matter what they look like on the outside. A spectacular buff ting doesn't judge other's because they have probably 'sinned' before and are pretty likely to 'sin' again. A spectacular buff ting is someone who can acknowledge that they have behaved like a dick in the past and who does their best to not carry that behaviour into the future. It is someone who recognises their flaws but celebrates their strengths. A spectacular buff ting knows that they are not defined by their past. They do not feel the need to apologise or take the blame for past toxic relationships. A spectacular buff ting lifts other people up and helps others to learn from their own mistakes. They try to take a balanced approach to dealing with cuntish or annoying people and they never resort to revenge, violence, or spite. A spectacular buff ting knows themselves and what they deserve, they have high standards and they expect respect. They recognize red flags and they heed them. They treat other humans, and animals, with love and compassion. And on the days when they fuck up they take ownership and they repair it. A spectacular buff ting let's go of society's expectations about how we should look and tries their best to show themselves unconditional love. A spectacular buff ting does not always feel like a spectacular buff ting, and that's OK.

"I feel really lost since the break up"

"Babe, you are a spectacular buff ting - don't ever forget that"

by Cchhaarrlliiee September 4, 2019

piff ting

to describe someone, usually of the female gender, in a way to show that you think they are attractive

Daniel: " damn Rebecca is a piff ting."
Carl: " i know right."

by i love the EDL April 2, 2017

safe ting

ok then, alright, that's great, awesome

John: Meet you at 12 tomorrow?
Jimmy: Yeah safe ting.

by reenreen January 15, 2012

mud ting

a thing that's extremely wet and brown, i.e muddy

"Want to run around the field with me?"

"Nahh, that's a mud ting"

by CarrotBoi September 20, 2016

club ting

A girl or guy who you hooked up with in a club or on a night out, who you will never hear from again. No exchange of information. No further contact. Just a hook up for one night. Just a club ting.

Jim: "Hey Joe! Have you heard from that girl from Saturday night yet?"
Joe: "Nah bro, she was just a club ting."

by _jjwoods August 7, 2018