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Stupidest fucking thing to get your father on Father's Day

End of story
what did i get on fathers day? oh i just got a fucking tie

btw i'm not a father, i just think that just giving your father a tie, is like telling your father that all he does is work. why not get him a shirt or a pair of sneakers?
A Tie by Not a bum June 16, 2013
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Cuban Bow Tie

Similar to the Cuban Necktie, with the same slit across the neck below the jawline, except the tongue is tied in a knot like a bow tie, rather than left hanging like a necktie.
1.) They thought that they had seen it all, even the Cuban Necktie, but this took it to the next level. In the bloody mess of the man they could identify his tongue, tied in what looked like a bow tie..

2.) Dude have you heard of the Cuban Bow Tie?

Yeah man that shit's fucked up!

Sportin a tie

Walking around with your dick hanging out of your pants.
Rock out with your cock out? No, we're more professional than that. We prefer sportin a tie.
Neckwear for an animal companion (usually a dog). A fashion accessory for a pet.
I saw a black dog wearing a red pet tie. Too cool!
pet tie by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015
A high school prank in which someone walks behind someone else and secretly straps their backpack's zippers with a zip-tie. People also zip-tie others by strapping someone else's backpacks to a desk or table or zip-tieing someone else's locker.
Person 1: "Yo dude could I borrow some scissors?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone zip-tied me on my way here."
Person 2: "HA"
Zip-tie by Woodie135 October 21, 2011

bankers tie 

breast sex with penis, titty fuck, completion may
include pearl necklace.
Dang dat hoe got some big ole titties, plenty enough to hang a bankers tie on dat hoe!
bankers tie by Capt Catfish March 23, 2006