Hand of Gas

Collecting a fart direct from your ass and cupping it

Your gonna taste the Hand of Gas if you do that again

Do you want to meet the Hand of Gas

by Cultasso October 3, 2007

Hand gravy

When a person rubs his girlfriends pussy and uses the juices to jerk off.

Babe, I can I get some? Sure honey.....I'm not hard yet so let me get some of that hand gravy to jerk off with!

by Kajur April 1, 2013

Pussy Hands

The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.

ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.

by localsharkboy September 30, 2016

Hand-whammy

A hand-job. Particularly one rendered in appreciation for a good deed by the recipient.

Bro, I'll help you move your shit outta your gf's apartment again, but you owe me like a godzillion goddamned hand-whammy (s)

by poopshovelthealmighty December 21, 2016

CoVid-Hands

During the 2020 pandemic of CoVid-19, WHO advised to wash your hands frequently for at least 20 seconds. This caused many people to have dry hands.

Tyrone: Yo G, Pass Me The Cocoa butter.

Ghost: Why?
T: coz Man Have Covid-Hands.

by Dimsun118 April 5, 2020

Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.

Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Hand of blood

a great song by bullet for my valentine , it was their first released song .

Hand of blood bla bla bla bla

by danibanibaby May 16, 2008