tabasshole

To soak a digit in hot sauce and insert it into one's anus.

Norah Tabassholed me last night. Aside from the burning, I didn't really mind it.

by markwahlbergisjustok July 8, 2016

Tabasco Method

(n.) The act of using two condoms while putting Tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you're down to your last line of defense against any STDs.

Steve, I picked up a prostitute after the game last night and I used the Tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. That's when I knew I was down to my spare and had to call it quits. 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Man, that sucked.

by Island_Spud November 18, 2016

Tacos

The best thing that will ever enter your mouth

Mmmmmm... those tacos were so good!!

by TacoJesus JJH November 29, 2017

tabist

A person who tab shames someone who keeps all their browser tabs open.

Dude, you're totally being a tabist. I like all my open tabs, I have a system!

by ChaoticaPrime September 14, 2018

tabaslack

A noun referring to when tabarnack is not appropriate but your still mad. Resembles using hell instead of fuck

Tabaslack my phone died

by Jesayboy November 19, 2018

tacos9090

when u take a Cheeto and ream it

i just did a tacos9090

by Dat boi TACOS9090 January 15, 2019

tacos9090

when u ream a taco and it calls u a bish

hey i just TACOS9090

by Dat boi TACOS9090 January 15, 2019