social media sympathy

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.

Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.

by Sagealicious May 28, 2017

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Symanthaa

Symantha is a rather interesting character. Normally will be called sym, sam, sammich, symba, never sammy because she thinks that's a stripper name and she's classy not trashy. Symantha's are sexy as fuck with an amazing badonka donk. She loves her friends more than anything in the world. Can be very shy around new people, but once warmed up to them she's a damn good time. They are usually very pretty with a badas personality. She can be the funniest person you ever meet or the biggest bitch if you piss her off. Cares more about other peoples problems than her own and can sometimes get attached way too easily. Occasionally will be fixing a car seat and get hit in the face by it. She loves to make people laugh and do random shit. Also, can talk a lot because that's just who she is. Learns from situations that she fucked up in, but she checks herself before she wrecks herself. She has an innocent looking face but that's no where close to her. Symantha's tend to have a lot of blonde moments even when her natural hair color is nowhere near that. Her eyes look like the blue in the sky making you want bang her right then and there. Sometimes will say dayum a lot and is naturally attracted to shit heads. Overall, a symantha is one girl to die for is you are able to bring out the true her.

"Damn, would I like a slice of that Symanthaa!"

"Did you ever see Symanthaa? She's one hot piece of booty "

by Sexilicous symba December 16, 2012

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SMPA

"Shit My Pants Awesome" or SMPA for short, is derived from the Latin phrase "Caca Mi Pantalones Woohoo". It is the type of awesomeness that will make you shit your pants. It's the most awesome of all awesomeness known to man, but be careful because side effects may include: faster heartbeat, anal leakage, diarrhea, sudden death, spontaneous combustion, and may more.

Tara: Are you going to the concert tonight?
Kim: Fuck yea I will! I went to their concert last year and that was totally shit-my-pants-awesome!
Tara: What would you rate it on the scale of 1 to SMPA? 1 being horrible.
Kim: I would rate it SMPA all the way! I literally shit my pants n their concert last year!
Tara: I'm hungry

Kim: Let's go eat.
Tara: What you craving?
Kim: idk. You pick.
Tara: idk what I'm craving either.
Kim: Just pick! Anything sounds good right now! U can't go wrong!
Tara: Tacos?
Kim: I just had tacos yesterday :( pick another

Tara: uhmm..Ramen?
Kim: I only have $5
Tara: idk then!!

Kim: let's go get tacos. Their tacos are SMPA ;)

by Kizzeng3r September 29, 2015

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