new suburbanist

A dilussional version of a 'new urbanist'. A person that buys a new condo in a newly rehabilitated building in any downtown - then bitches about the noise, smells and crime. Drives three blocks to work, preaches the evils of fossil fuels and never takes the bike off the top of the car.

These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!

"I wonder how much extra fuel I am using with that bike on top of my car - I mean per year? Hang on - I see a crowd - I think I'll go over and walk with them."

"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"

by unkleheavy June 21, 2014

Suburbagirth

The weight a person puts on when he moves to a more sedentary, surburban life

"Have you seen Tom since he bought his house?"
"Oh yeah - and you should see the suburbagirth he's got on him!"

by Hartless April 23, 2009

suburbian

What people say when they think it makes them look smarter to add another syllable to suburban.

"I live in a suburbian area."
"Suburbian isn't a word."

by ftchacha March 28, 2009

Suburbanitis

The condition in which one is so bored of their seemingly perfect suburban lifestyle to the point where they feel the need to rebel, do bad in school, etc. to fufil their boredom.

I'm so tired of this boring suburban town.

It sounds like you have suburbanitis.

by Chrys Flowers April 3, 2017

suburbanite

Mindless consumers who live in engineered neighborhoods. Have no opinion on anything until popular culture and media tell them how to think. Have to define themselves with posessions, because they have no personalities from years of corporate brainwashing. Suffer from the delusion that everyone wants their life, when in fact they do not.(Sometimes even they don't, but their programmed minds would never let them admit it.) Mistake insults and pity towards them for jealousy and envy. Go through life with blinders, failing to see or comprehend anything that is not right in front of their eyes.
Their infectious ignorance and baseless arrogance are the reasons other countries hate the U.S. so much.

Also see lemming.

The saddest part is suburbanites think the thoughts in their head are their own.

by stickfigure March 2, 2005

Surburban Oil Rig

When having intercorse, lift her up and hold her in air.(still in her) Then have another male give it to her in the back door.(still holding her up)Then have another male get on the first males sholders. Have her suck the one on top.

I was walking my dog, when little sally walked by. I ripped off her clothes. As I did this, Bob and Old man Johnson jumped in to make it a surburban oil rig.
GNARLY!!!

by Big Vick Lover 53 June 26, 2008

Suburbanitus

A person infected with suburbanitus usually lives in an upper class suburb outside a big or moderately sized city. They have 2.5 kids and live in sprawling houses in gated communities or the like. They drive 80,000 dollar SUVs such as Cadillac Escalades or Lincoln Navigators. Also in their garage, it is very likely to see a black four door sedan such as a Mercedes, BWM, Maserati, or Lexus. They believe that they have to impress everyone in a 100 mile radius, so they file to their local shopping center to waste their money on name brand clothing such as 150 dollar north face fleece, 300 dollar True Religion Jeans, and those ever so ugly UGG boots. They then walk to the food court and buy a 4 dollar coffee at Starbucks. Most victims of suburbanitus are fake dicks and think they're better than everyone else, though not admitting it, and giving the fake vibe that they love everyone. The children of the infected usually have a 50,000 dollar car by time their 15 and don't even have a license, they also love to cause unneeded drama to fulfill their empty shallow lives. Most people in the city despise suburbanites.

stereotypical quotes of the Suburbanitus victims;

"are you kidding me look at that girl, shes not wearing any name brand clothing, shes disgusting"
"HAHA I have a Mercedes E class, your's is only a C class"
"My North Face is polyester, your's is only fleece, please get away from me"

by jaskeiotgjn March 5, 2009