stump

when a man's meat has been chopped off and he now doesnt have a tree, but a stump.

she rode his meat so hard, made his a stump.

by ×BigPook× December 3, 2018

stumpled

A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people

At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.

by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019

Slumph

A group of geezers.

I watched the retirement parade safely from the balcony as another wandering slumph meandered by reeking of mentholatum, cigars and talcum powder.

by Notageezer August 20, 2020

Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot

“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard

by Mctut December 20, 2020

stumpky

nasty ass stubby stinky hoe

jessica: “sarah was talking about how you always wear weave”
shaniya: “bye asl. tell that stumpky ass bitch mind her business”

by blasiibabii December 23, 2020

Shumphser

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened

Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

Chernobyl Stump Stroke

A hand job from a woman with no hands.

I got a Chernobyl Stump Stroke from this chick last night... took freakin' forever.

by OneTimeOnlySeriously July 27, 2011