stuck eye syndrome

When you roll your eyes so much because of all the bullshittery that your eyeballs get stuck looking up.

Thanks to all the bullshittery going on here today, I now have Stuck Eye Syndrome.

by GingerStarr February 16, 2018

carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021

Stuck

Not going anywhere.

Cartman wanted to try being a failure for fun, to see what it was like, but didn't want to get stuck as a failure all the time, like when he started pretending to have Tourette's to fuck with people's lives, then he ended up really being stuck with Tourette's and only his stuffed animals would tell him he was awesome, at least that was what he saw in his hallucination. Perhaps there was justice in the world.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Stuck

Not going anywhere.

Cartman started blurting out more and more strange and personally revealing information after pretending to have Tourette's for a while. It was funny to him when he first started (though not to others who's lives he fucked with) but when he got stuck and couldn't stop due to his inherent lack of self-control, he could no longer repress his negative or revealing feelings, and along with his new found emotional honesty, people could see him for who he really was instead of the image he wanted them to see all the time.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

stuck

Not going anywhere.

Once Cartman got stuck with emotional honesty, he could no longer repress negative or revealing feelings, and therefore could no longer repress others with his bullshit. Zeus had been gelded in return for what he did to Cronus, and now neither of them could wake up (and the world was better off without either mythological character hovering over them).

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021

Stuck 2 Tha Toilet

One of the greatest rap songs to be released in the history of rap music. It includes powerful storytelling about a young man in high school who feels the sudden urge to drop a log. He asks his teacher for permission to use the restroom, and proceeds to spend the next 30 minutes of the school day metaphorically superglued to the toilet, shitting out a storm.

superglued, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
what to do, I'm Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
falling asleep, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
asking, "why me?" Stuck 2 Tha Toilet

by Yung Ulcer July 17, 2021