a sexual position that includes two men and one female. The goal is to have sex while running. You set this position up thusly:
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
Dude, me and my bro, are going to stretcher this chink while running a 5k it should be awesome.
Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
by Life Suxs November 25, 2007
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Jeff "What a fucking Stitch Up"
Jeff "What a fucking Stitch Up"
by Gzoom December 10, 2018
Get the Stitch Up mug.The act of attaching a dildo to a wall. Peferably 15 inches in length or more. Then using it to widen your anus or vagina whilst your legs are spread eagle.
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To pass on a task or job onto somebody that already has too much work or stress without the request job to be passed on. The job is passed on without consent hense the 'stitch up'
To pass on a task or job onto somebody that already has too much work or stress without the request job to be passed on. The job is passed on without consent hense the 'stitch up'
To Stitch Up is to ot turn up to work when something needs to be done that day, having not told anyone about certain jobs that need to be done so it gets picked up by someone else who has no choice.
by Puredirt101 May 27, 2009
Get the Stitch Up mug.The act of stretching while making sexual noises. This also refers to the noise one makes in a violent one night stand.
I was the result of a stretchling match between my parents.
Are you stretchling?
Heyyyy... Wanna come over and stretchl?
My girlfriend commented on the "cute" noises I made while stetchling on the phone.
Are you stretchling?
Heyyyy... Wanna come over and stretchl?
My girlfriend commented on the "cute" noises I made while stetchling on the phone.
by The Lightning Man December 6, 2010
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Or, that that they are already in another relationship.
Or, that that they are already in another relationship.
I met her in the kitchen at Dan's party. We talked for awhile. It was getting heated. Then, this guy comes in and I find out it's her boyfriend. I have serious stretch-lust for Jenna. I guess I'll have to wait for the break-up now. Too bad for me.
by Mbott Universe August 6, 2011
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