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Spreading Christmas Cheer

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.
Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."
by courtneyann! January 6, 2009
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sending kites

1. (Drug-dealing) Used to warn or signal major drug dealers in urban areas.
1. Mobb Deep (Hell on Earth) - jail niggaz sending kites to the street.
by Gman3154 June 5, 2007
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Standing Land Strip

While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.
Wow I just 'Standing Land Striped' Shannon last night
by ScottyBallz April 29, 2007
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trending

the pure definition of weird. like really, sometimes, scams are trending. even reddit videos are trending, though.
normal person: hey, have you seen the trending page on (insert social media)? i he-
normaln't person: oH dO yOu MeAn ThOsE vIdEoS wHERE-
normal person: shut
by hi, i'm pansexual June 17, 2021
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Spreading

When you need to read quickly/at speed. It can also be when your just a naturally fast reader.
Keegan Worth started spreading late at night.
Drew Sandison is naturally good at spreading.
by PewdiepiePredator January 4, 2020
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split-streaming

When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.
"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"
by G_O July 9, 2017
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69 Standing

This is where the guys stands against the wall facing away from it and holds the girl upside down against him while eating her pussy and she sucks his dick.
I almost broke my neck last night doing the 69 Standing.
by Badbytch November 13, 2018
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