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screaming pirate 

After a girl gives you a blow job, you cum in her eye and when she puts her hand over her eye like an eye patch you stomp on her foot. She is then screaming, hopping around holding her one foot up with one hand over eye, looking like a screaming pirate.
After the costume party I gave that bitch a screaming pirate!
screaming pirate by Redrocker13 March 19, 2014

White Screaming Zit

After receiving a blow job from a chick with bad acne, you pull out your dick and brutally slap her in the face, therefore popping all of the zits on her face, sending the puss all over her face, while cumming rapidly on her face.
Friend 1: "Dude, your sister no longer has to use Proactiv!"
Friend 2: "Why?!"
Friend 1: "I gave her a white screaming zit last night, now its all cleared up!"

*incoherent screaming* 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2020.

*incoherent screaming*

Stealing Happy Hours 

A term used to describe the smoking of cannabis.

Also a song name off of 311's 1997 album "Transistor".
"Hey Bobby, what are you doing after class today?"
"Going home and eating dinner with my family.."
"FUCK THAT! I'll be at home Stealing Happy Hours! You should come over."
"Dude, good idea. I'll bring the dank."
Stealing Happy Hours by Hilikus421 January 21, 2010

stealing candy 

"Is that what the kids are calling these days, stealing candy?"

screeming chewbacca 

this is where you insert your penis into her throat and cum you then slap her and she screams like chebacca
awwww
(slap)
grrrrrrrrrrrr
did you just give me a screeming chewbacca