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hoe stack

A group of girls that are hoes
Yo, look at the hoe stack that just walked in.
by LoveFist November 29, 2017
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Stacey

Stacey is an intelligent girl that loves to paint. She's very kind but she can be a little bit clumsy. She is beautiful and everyone loves her.
Stacey's amazing!
Stacey is so nice.
by Kitty Choco Delight January 24, 2019
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cookie monster flip stack

An amount of money equaling a thousand dollars; A grand; A g
Steve won the poker tournament and took home a cookie monster flip stack.
by Elizabeth Hill December 10, 2010
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cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.
Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.
by xzybit March 8, 2006
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Stacked's Law

An equation to determine your state of hammeredness.

The equation reads as

%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where

s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking

This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.

So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.

%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.

So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.

How bout over 15 minutes?

%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk

You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.
oh man I used stacked's law, and as it turns out, I'm 83% percent hammered.
by Koos D.L. Rey March 13, 2010
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spic-stache

What grows on your upper lip when you can't grow a real mustache. (Usually found on hispanic kids and high school freshman.)
I made my mom go out and get me a Mach 3 Turbo so I could shave off my sweet spic-stache.
by resto776 September 1, 2009
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shit stack

The act of two people shitting in the same toilet without flushing. (intended as an insult to the bathroom owner)
Hirsch has been an asshole, let's shit stack his toilet.
by acoustic sean April 11, 2008
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