staplet

A tiny stapler. Also the result of autocorrect failing to correct "stapler" or "staples"

I've got really got to bind together these 3x5 note cards but I don't want to use a normal-sized stapler.

Use my staplet!

by Cheese Cannon December 6, 2017

snapplelapugus

a name for your cock after or during sex

Damm... my snapplelapugus is so big

by _RICKY_BOBBY_ January 12, 2018

Staplerydis

When you randomly find staples in your hair

“I just found staples in my hair”
“Oh no, you have staplerydis”

by Random24 January 16, 2018

Snapple

The white way of saying snap

"Oh snapple I drappled my apple juice!"

by Papa.Smurfle February 9, 2018

Snapple

The best sweet tea ever. It comes in many flavours such as Snapple apple and mango and half and half and all other stuff.

“Dude wtf did you do to me last night?”

“I drank too muchSnapple :(“
Random person: “OH SNAPPLE!”

by ITSANENOMIE April 11, 2018

staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

shappley

A badass whose a little larger than most and generally is good at everything

The running back was such a shappley

by Superior Goku September 23, 2018