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United States of America

Corrupted terrorist organization. Lies, steals, tears family apart, backdates court documents. Owes people money.
by Kytrzzzz July 29, 2022
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United States of America

a worthless tasteless prank pulled off by washington himself that diffused into the parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry; a wasteland known to annex and steal hawaii, alaska and attempts greenland. Inventor of shitass american cheese and discusting food abamonations.
As a canadian the United States of America is a tasteless parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry.
by Knmagor November 10, 2022
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Hop on just shapes and beats

A slang for a verrrry hard cuck that you stick into the grease exhaust of a McDonald's deep fryer that's not been cleaned for 10 years
Hey chuck, do you want to hop on just shapes and beats with me tomorrow after our shift.
by Yeetusdafetus69420 April 29, 2022
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Greggy fit, full stages

A random fit that people throw when they get slightly annoyed or angered by a joke. It has 8 stages.

1.) Beginning of greggy fit, this is the best part to calm him down as he will ask questions
2.) Beginning the bad part, he starts saying that greggy fits are not funny
3.) He starts arguing with everyone and getting mad, it is at this point that he might start crying
4.) He starts denying everything about being mad and doing anything.
5.) He will start abusing his moderator powers and start deleting channels that talk negative about him. This is the last chance to stop the greggy fit
6.) He is full blown greggy fit stage, controlling this is an almost impossible task
7.) He deletes the server that he was having a greggy fit in, he stays mad afterwards for some time
8.) Greggy fit has been completed and he is going to create a new server
*Those are all the stages of a typical greggy fit
What happened? He had a greggy fit. Oh really? What are the Greggy fit, full stages
by Void Of Regrets May 31, 2022
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The United States Naval Academy

The Severn Higher Institute of Technology aka the place where a $268,000 education is shoved up your anus 1 nickel at a time.
Damnit Mom, I don't want to go back to The United States Naval Academy, it's IHTFP every day there.
by scubasteve May 13, 2005
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A sick discord server, the mods are really corrupt
The dictator of united states political simulator Lugar cannot defeat the God Mike Patton
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The United States of America

A country where around 40% of the world's idiots come from. Around 50% of those idiots come from Florida. The United States' political system is broken, but most Americans don't realize it, they are content with their two party system and are convinced that it's a democracy. It's not, as the electoral vote can be off by millions compared to the popular vote. The United States prefers putting money into the military rather than science, education, or healthcare. The United States largely believes that healthcare is an optional service, not a necessity. The United States also loves shitting on other countries with their large military. A good example of this is how The United States destabilized the middle east by invading Iraq. Americans were too dumb to realize that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and their government was lying to them under the Bush administration. On top of this, America left most of the following refugee crisis to be dealt with by smaller European countries. Many of the Americans that make The United States the way it is are workers who were failed by the country's terrible educational system, and believed it when a business man told them he's the best, that he represents their unspecified beliefs, and that he will stop nonexistent problems at their roots. This led to the 2016 election of a narcissist cheeto molester man over a moderate liberal woman who accidentally used her personal E-Mail for government purposes.
So Bill, what do you think of The United States of America?
Well, Charles, I think that The United States of America is attempting to compensate for the size of it's penis with military strength and ignorance of certain necessities.
by Leafy Greeens November 25, 2017
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