When a guy catches his own fart in his hand, and then gifts it to the face of his unsuspecting girlfriend or wife. Contrast with Buttercup, which is when the lucky guy gets the same treatment from his girl; she catches one of her own and gifts it to his face (a rarely performed but incredibly beautiful courting ritual).
Paul tenderly gave Sheila a Stanley Cup for their anniversary, catching his excrescence in his hand and covering her sleeping face until her eyes slowly opened wide in realization of his wonderfully thoughtful gift.
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