Stanley Steamer

Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.

"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.

by John Trian July 27, 2006

Pedo stache

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"

by BamBamKam November 30, 2014

hitler 'stache

the small bit of pubic hair left on the mound after a spring trim

"summers comming, time to trim up my hitler 'stache"

by julsinthebox May 2, 2005

Stanley

Stanley is a faggot with the dick size of xxxxxxxxl.When he pees,it looks like a waterfall.Whenever he is angry,he starts to hump people.He also likes to flirt with guys.

Person1”STANLEY THE GAY IS BACK”
Person2”HELLLLLLP US!!!”

by TRUERTHANTRUERESTFACTS March 15, 2020

Nut Stache

A mustache on the genitals. With the penis acting as a nose, the nut stache is the pubic hair under the shaft. It also may be part of a full nut beard.

You have such a thick nut stache!

by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

creeper-stache

A mustache that develops on adolescents who can't grow a full beard, giving the appearance of fuzz; which looks creepy, especially in a light colous.

"Yo, buddy, shave that creeper-stache off, you will never pick up chicks lookin' like that!"

by Stephie-poos December 17, 2006

Stanger

Someone who owns a Ford Mustang, which is commonly called a 'Stang.

Every Stanger worth their salt knows that the Mustang is available in special editions such as the Mach 1, Bullit, GT and Cobra. Carroll Shelby (car-roll?) and Steven Saleen (definitely worth his salt) are the top Mustang tuners. Jack Roush and Bobby Brown are up their as well.

by Mike Bozdog June 23, 2006