shrimping

The act of arching one's back when heavily invested in an activity that confines you to a table (ex: drawing, eating, gaming)

Woah, careful there! You're shrimping, dude! Get a back brace or something, it's not healthy.

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Simping

A simp is a man that poodles behind his woman and becomes a yes man and agrees to anything she says instead of being an Alpha male

John Doe is Simping behind his wife today

by bigdbanga November 1, 2023

simping aint pimping

we don't need a definition for this one.

"simping aint pimping, you feel what im saying?"

by Arxify December 26, 2023

Shrimping With The Seamen

When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.

After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.

by WhYsOs3riOuS? February 6, 2024

Shrimping

A common response to depression and/or gender dysphoria which involves curling up nake on one’s bed with the lights turned off to simulate the simple lives of shrimp in depths of the ocean.

“Hey Jordan what’s u-“
“Don’t bother me, I’m shrimping”

by iabast February 13, 2024

squigging

The act of filling a vagina up with a liquid of choice and proceeding to drink it through a bendy straw.

"Hey babe, wanna try squigging tonight? I just bought Arizona Iced Tea ;)"

by meowmeowmeownugget February 22, 2024

Squidmingo

One in a million great guy, one of the real homies.

John Meyers is a real squidmingo

by SlumericanGampo March 15, 2024