Spertacular

something involving a lot of sperts.

'holy shit dave, 300 was so spertacular'

'i know

by spertacularspert October 10, 2009

Splurtage

Peeing when you are not ready.

I raced to the bathroom but had a little splurtage before I got there.

by thebrainlady November 14, 2011

Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013

spurgackten

A lumpy load of semen

She almost puked when she took my spurgackten

by The bub June 29, 2019

sparta township

A bunch of rich snobby pricks that think they're better than everyone

sparta township: population 100% assholes

by limpdrip March 27, 2019

Spudtater

When you spud out and forget your Id. Then you are a tater for keys in the car

Nicks girl just spudtater that just shit at madtree. Forgot her ID then keys

by FattttttJ September 13, 2019

Spurtle

When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d

Stephanie was waiting for the money shot and got Spurtle’d nice and proper Instead!

by Def Silken October 10, 2019