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alfalfa sprouts

1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)

2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?

Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?

Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!

Chef 2: You’re a fag.

Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!

Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
by tesfurdo November 21, 2006
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sprong

verb: to sprong, to ejaculate
noun: semen
i will sprong on your face
i spronged on your face
there's sprong all over my face
by sprongonyourface July 6, 2007
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brussel sprouts

a person who annoys everyone and has no friends. It is normally a girl and they dont know what people think of them. They think everyone is there friend, but everyone but like one person hates them.
Ewww. That girl is such a brussel sprouts.
by bethany ann jones March 28, 2011
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sproggin

To be sick or to heave generally after consuming large amounts of alcohol or illegal substances.
"alex had so much vodka he was sproggin"
"er she was sproggin everywhere!"
by saqi May 15, 2008
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sprog

usually meaning child or young person. sometimes in comprehensive schools meaning year 7 person.

In my school we have a "sprog pit" which used to be a pond but is now just a whole in the concret quad. alot of the older kids sometimes push "sprogs" (year 7s) into it.
Two girls are walking to lesson:
girl 1: hey look those sprogs look lost
girl 2: yea lets go help them

some year 9 boys are playing football. two year 7s ask if they can play:
Year 7 boy 1: hey guys can we join in
year 9 boy 1: no, get lost you sprogs
by Leigh. M. November 14, 2006
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sprouts

Hey dude, I don't have to teach my preschool class for another fifteen minutes. Lets get high on some silly sprouts.
by JakeDave August 20, 2010
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brussel sprout

Used to refer to unclean testicles.
by BLN123 March 16, 2010
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