Hammo Spread

A chick who comes to Hamilton Island as a thin hot chick then turns into a fat whore over a period of time gernerally less than six months.
Can also be refered to the Yalara Spread of the Tourist destination Ayers Rock.

Have you seen Jane latley? Yeah she has the Hammo Spread happening there.

by Harvey wilks April 5, 2007

Super-spreader

When a man or woman is sexually aroused by using a butter knife to spread their own cum on their sexual partner(s)

I wouldn’t hook up with him, I’ve heard he’s a super-spreader.

by Mrs Spread October 17, 2020

Campus Bed-Spread

A female college freshman who spends the majority of her first year drunk and on her back legs spread in the dorms. They are usually drunk prior to arrival at the party, are overly loud, and gain attention from desperate Bro's attracted to their slutty dress attire, lack of morals and boobs which constantly stay out of their dress.

Ways to recognize a Bed-Spread are by the shoes, which usually end up in their hands by the end of the night walking bare feet down South High st. Or by the identifier names such as Brittany, Lindsey, Ashley, and Candy

Campus Bed-Spread jargon includes

Im like..so drunk right now

I dont give a fuck

I like...the best at giving head

by The Right Guy. September 27, 2010

Man spreading

When a man spreads his legs to air out his genitals because their in between his legs all day and it’s very uncomfortable.

The man on the subway was Man spreading and all the feminist got triggered because he was uncomfortable.

by Ben Shapiro is cool. May 31, 2018

Spread the seed

To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.

Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

spread

to go out a lot and spend a lot of money for drinks (usually cash).

- Hey man, keen for some drinks tonight?
- Yeah dude, let's spread!

by mahar December 31, 2011

spread the seed

Spreading the seed is spreading one of life's many joys. This involves boning a fit bird and jizzing (preferably on the face). The seed can be natured once it is planted. When spreading the seed, you are actually living the dream and playing the game!
Thankyou.

It's time...to play the game, live the dream and spread the seed far and wide.
Would you like to spread the seed?

by J to the Holmes July 4, 2006