spooming

the act of passionately jacking a boy off with your thighs while he calls you a good slut

guy 1: i'm spooming.
guy 2: please help me i'm in a urbandictionary example. i am stuck here. release me.

by wyntermoon October 9, 2021

Splooning

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual

Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon

by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022

Spooneringistsphobiaism-Ability

The inability to win the game of Spoons

Damn zoey we'll an handicap for spoons. We'll give u Spooneringistsphobiaism-ability

by Izab3ll May 16, 2022

Spoofing

When you’re being told something that isn’t true/real, and it’s a joke or a lie.

He told me he was super fun, turns out he was serious, he was spoofing me

Stop spoofing me, I know it’s not true

by Ella is hot 123 May 1, 2023

sponging

when you rip your pants and make a song about it to win over sandy and everyone in bikini bottom

wendy is sponging.

by fivenightsatfreddysmonster July 26, 2023

sloonking

The act of shitting in your hands and then masturbating you or someone else.

Girlfriend: Hey Babe can we sloonk tonight?
You: Let me get the laxatives!
Girlfriend: I love sloonking!

by tristans.lifts May 1, 2024

Skooning

vigorously beating your dick to every skibidi toilet episode nonstop

i am more addicted to skooning then meth.

by Alkerj Jabibi Kaliki Eid Balaj July 28, 2024