Spelinking

The act of clicking many links to web sites external to the one you're actively on in succession within one uninterrupted browsing section.

Typically one who is spelinking will find him/herself at sites with tangential or no topical relevance to the original site.

I was spelinking for a half hour. I started out at cnn.com and I ended up on youtube watching cat videos.

by dyspop June 14, 2015

Spelunking

A few guys hanging out or attending a social event with a substantially larger amount of girls. The opposite of a sausage fest

Did you see Aidan at the dance?
Yeah he was hard core spelunking, the lucky guy!

by Admiral ACHGbar November 3, 2015

slinking

talking to numerous people of the opposite sex in a flirtatious manner

"I was slinking all these chicks last night"

by channahch September 22, 2016

sphanking

While two people are having hetero intercourse, Sphanking is where a 3rd party inserts their hand into the females' anus and strokes the males' penis from the inside.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night when her roommate walked in and gave me a sphanking like a vet birthing a baby calf.

by vtamps August 17, 2016

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

spanking

a real spanking only truly begins, long after the recipient wants it to end.

you wish the spanking should end now? It's just beginning!

by HughW March 21, 2017