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Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.
Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.
by NickCosmoSonde October 5, 2008
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Spankoholic

A person who is addicted to spanking the monkey. Addiction to constant masturbation.
My friend Wilbur is a Spankoholic, he masturbates so much that his job is in jeopardy.
by jizmaster3000 November 11, 2010
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Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.
Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.
by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006
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Anne Frank Spank

When a man receives a hand job in public, but conceiled underneath a coat, jacket, shirt, blanket, cardboard box, sheet metal, whatever!!! You get the point!
I was at the football game on Sunday, and the girl next to me hooked it up with an Anne Frank Spank. I ruined my favorite Dolphin's polo.
by Big Guy JT January 9, 2009
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spanking

to repeatedly give open handed slaps to a girl's butt. often times it will be bare or she will be wearing tight jeans. this can be used either for discipline or erotic purposes.
guy 1: dude kiana wore some tight ass jeans last night so i had no choice but to give her a spanking.
guy 2:
by freakshow23 June 7, 2010
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Firecracker Spank

During sex, the woman is on top, and once the man announces he is going to cum, the woman dismounts and procedes to spank the man's cock against his stomach as the cum shoots up toward his face to create a firecracker effect.
Man: "Oh Baby! You make me so hot! I'm gonna' cum!"
(woman springs into action)
Woman: "Firecracker Spank!!!"
(woman vigorously slaps man's cock against his stomach and watches him shield his eyes from the cum sparks)
by Elena, Adria, Colee September 28, 2007
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spank yer monkey

to give oneself manual gratification.
i.e to masturbate
bob got turned down so much last night he went home and we yelled Bob go spank yer monkey
by i.p freely July 24, 2008
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