West Virginia Pink Spatoon

After the act of gaping/wallering out a woman's anal cavity, use the bored out hole as a spitter whilst continuing to have intercourse.

Hey Breanna, Geoff brought his mint Copenhagen, I thinks he wants to West Virginia Pink Spatoon you.

by Geoff12 June 2, 2021

spatastic

the act of receiving an orgasm at a spa

i was touched all over today. It was a spatastic time

by braw123 January 26, 2008

Spatchcock

To masturbate so aggressively that you cause harm.

She spatchcocked me so hard I couldn't walk for a week!

by ADignorantium November 29, 2019

Spatch

To spank one's snatch (or "cooter").

"Dude, I just spatched your mom last night."
"Dude, that's not cool, my mom's a nice lady."

by Juggy Brodleteen November 18, 2011

spatz

name for a guy who can't figure out the right way to come on to a chick

Oh michael, you're such a spatz with rachel, give it up!

by Truedawg June 29, 2003

spatula

The female equivalent of a male erection,
aka a chick boner.

Damn that guy was so fly, I think I just got a spatula...

by Martha Mae Whoviae January 7, 2008

spatula

A word used to close a meeting. Fin.
The declaration of Spatula is usually followed by a round of nonsense words as members are getting up to leave.
Once Spatula has been declared and answered the meeting has ended and no further business is permitted to proceed. Spatula must always be presented in the form of a question, and must be answered with an affirmation by "Spatula", or silence.

See also Pancake.

President: "Is there any other business?"

Club Member: "Spatula?"

Club: "Spatula."

toaster.
frog.
butter.

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President: "I declared Spatula?"

Club: "Spatula."

by GregLake June 2, 2007