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shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.
My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.
by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005
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European Stick-Shift

The act of receiving a hand job while driving
Nick: Dude I was giving her a ride home yesterday and she gave me a European Stick-Shift

Josh: No way that's awesome.
by J Mad September 1, 2009
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Slap 'n' Sniff

When a guy slaps you with his dick and then makes you smell it.

From by Louis C.K.'s 'Last Chance' video.
So then, we do the slap 'n' sniff, so he slaps me with his dick and I smell it. Then we do the swordfighting.
by slapnsniff December 3, 2009
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reality shift

n. 1. the manifestation of objects appearing, disappearing, transforming and transporting. 2. changes in the way we experience time. 3. any sudden, abrupt alteration of physical reality with no apparent physical cause. 4. the source of synchronicity.
John discovered that his keys had experienced a reality shift. He found them right where he'd looked to begin with when he noticed they were missing -- in the very spot where he knew for sure they hadn't been, just a moment before.
by Cynthia Sue Larson September 5, 2003
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Butt-Sniff

A person who will often partake in the act of sniffing another's anus or sphinctal region. No one is a true butt-sniff unless they truly enjoy the act off butt-sniffage.
Person 1 bends over
Butt-sniff sniffs the rear of person 1 with a satisfied look on their face
Person 2: God you're such a Butt-Sniff
by n0ddy96 September 2, 2010
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Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shift

Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!
Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!
by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006
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