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sneak up in my sneakers 

To super ninja sneak, to surprise someone
I'm going to sneak up in my sneakers and surprise her.

Sneaker Freaker 

Someone who buys the most ridiculous looking and overly expensive sneakers with every color imaginable on them, just to never wear them and on-sell them to the next schmuc..err...sneaker freaker
guy1: "check out this post:
Looking to sell: pair of (insert brand and name of designer here) 4000's in 'clown shoe' colorway from the 'oh fuck that's horrible' collection. Only worn once inside, for half an hour, too big. $350 or swap for small supreme white t-shirt."

guy2: "fuck that's some heinous sneaker freaker-only turd right there"

sneaky simon 

Oi catch that sneaky Simon! He's on the run!

Sneaky Rob 

When you blow air into your girlfriends ass during a rim job and she farts back at you.
She loves it when I do the Sneaky Rob.

Will you give me a Sneaky Rob?
Sneaky Rob by Satan_Spice October 15, 2016

sneaker whore 

When someone spends a ridiculous amount of money on exclusive j's yet then proceeds to complain that they have no money for anything else.
Jon: Yo Nik wanna go get food?
Nik: I can't man you know i have no money.
Jon: But you just got the concord 11's last week. Your such a sneaker whore!
sneaker whore by hueuby January 30, 2017

sneaky-loo 

Verb 1. Committing or engaging in a covert action that is generally harmless or playful. 2. Playful mischief.3. Innocent deception.
Chris and Tammy were supposed to meet us for dinner but did the drive-thru sneaky-loo beforehand, laughing over their mischief .
sneaky-loo by RunninRonan October 17, 2017