snakefish

Noun: (A) Snakefish
Verb: (To) Snakefish

An individual who, for a short time, claims to be of an alternate sexual orientation or undertakes personality characteristics of an alternate sexual orientation with the explicit intent of deceiving a desired partner that they are, in no way, sexually attracted to them because they are ‘of a different sexual orientation’; however, the deception is intentional and the individual will ultimately pursue and fully complete coitus with the desired partner. The term or label ‘Snakefish’, can only be awarded to an individual who completes full sexual intercourse with a desired partner after implying through context or explicitly stating that they are of a sexual orientation which they are not.

Term is considered to be derogatory.

1. “Female speaking with another female friend I met this guy last night who said he was gay and thought vaginas were gross. He was pretty cute but was so gay. Later in the night, we were talking about guys and then he started to come on to me and we fucked in the bathroom. I thought it was so hot because he was gay but there is a part of me that feels like he snakefished me.”
2. “Male speaking with another male friend Dude, if you snakefish my sister, I’ll fucking kill you.”
3. “Being a snakefish is not exploring your sexuality.”

by Dionysius420 November 21, 2018

Shakespear Moment

A point in time when you warn someone against fucking something up, and then they immediately fuck it up.

It was a complete Shakespear moment when I told him not to break anything, and instead of doing that, he broke everything

by Authority.1 May 20, 2021

Drown the Snake

When your poop resembles a long snake and then you proceed to drown it with diarrhea.

Yo babe, gimme a sec I gotta go drown the snake.

by patgeo April 11, 2020

there’s a snake in my ass

FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD

Hey there’s a snake in my ass and it hurts

by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021

Willy Shakes

The informal nickname of famous playwright and poet William Shakespeare, I call him this because he is my homie.

"GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!"

"Oh shit, I think Willy Shakes just called you a slut!"

by Cris October 7, 2005

snake a cold cruiser

to drink a beer.

Hey, after work you wanna snake a cold cruiser?

Yeah, I'll snake an ice cold cruiser.

by golden richards August 15, 2009

Shakespearing

Self-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day.

by Asty March 29, 2020