Smart penis

A smart, entrepreneurial and intelligent male,who happens to have a penis

-Oh god, Oscar is such a smart penis.I wish we would go on a date.
-That douchebag?!No way!

by littlepurpleeggplant April 30, 2023

lazily smart

your really intelligent but your always too lazy to do any work and people often give you a bad rep as lazy but in school you can whizz through a test like all the questions are 2+2

1: why are you sleeping you have work to do
2: huh? what? i finished it to Ez
1: omg your lazily smart ain't you

2: zzzzz

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

smart cart

1) A name for the busses of the SMART bus company.
2) Another name for a handicap van. tard cart

Man I missed the Smart Cart, now I need to call a hommie to pick my ass up.

by spamtastic June 15, 2006

Smart bombs

Noun. Euphemism referring to a pair of female breasts, which, once activated, can be pointed at a male target and zero in on his most vulnerable area, rendering it under the control of his attacker. (Not his brain.)

knockers, hooters, boobs, tits, Smart bombs

by Queen of the Smart bombs September 23, 2009

lazily smart

you are rick sanchez just cba with it so do the bare minimum required to live

you're lazily smart

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

smart chav

non existant, imaginary character

smart chav = fairytale

by Tha Iceman June 25, 2006

Smart Parts

A horrorble coporate monster, consuming everything in it's path. Nothing can avoid it's destruction....all will fall victim to the tyrant of sp....see greedy

Smart Parts sued the pope for wearing a hat simialar in shape to an impulse's body....when the sue fell, smart parts instead hired assasins to kill the pope...

by tm April 4, 2005