Smash and Crash

A term used to describe a situation where a person sleeps with someone just to live at their house but has no intent on being with that person.

- So is this your girlfriend?
-No, she just won't leave.
-Oh so she's a smash and crash!

by 3withaC November 24, 2015

smashing grass

Smokin some dank weed.

p1: "Wanna go smash grass later?"

p2: "Ya man"

ie(smashing grass)

by stoner696969696969 March 23, 2016

Smashing with a floppy

To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

When she says 'don't cum in me,' but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing with a floppy.

by DirtyCroat November 3, 2016

smash my grill

Wanting to recieve, rough, oral sex

Megan: Bob is so hot, I think I want him to smash my grill in.

by rnnrdad July 1, 2018

Smashed the carry button

To absolutely go off and put the whole squad on your back. When one person is the sole reason the team succeeds.

Example 1:
Jeff: “Sicko mode” is a banger, but it’d be way worse without the Drake part.
Melvin: Yeah Bro, he lowkey smashed the carry button.

Example 2:
Dustin: Ay, did you boys catch a vicroy last night?
Jamaal: Fuck yeah dawg, and Marcus had 19 kills.
Dustin: Damn, that boy smashed the carry button.

by DeadHorse00 July 3, 2020

hawk smash

when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.

Dan: What is wrong with you dude?

Ryan: I need a bathroom, so i can take this hawk smash

by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011

Ahil'Smash

The act of throwing one's cellphone to the ground in great anger, smashing the screen to pieces. Usually done after a bitter, angry call, whereby one's wife hangsup, rejects, or otherwise cock blocks the argument.

"But..but..but.. NO! Your coming home NOW *CLICK*..... nyaaah grrrr AHIL'SMASH!!"
"It was only $250 to fix, I got a deal!"

by SicJakeII December 12, 2013