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Smack Eyes

This is where a persons, eyes begin to spin around and look in different directions. This usually occours when the person is drunk and/or on pills/ drugs (hence the smack reference)

It then can be used as an effectionate nickname for the said person.

It is named after the legend that is "Smack Eyes, some claim that he was found and raised by a family of crack fiends others say he was born, when a rogue heroin dealers drug factory exploded and a monkey got effected by the fumes and raped a passing Nun. This man then walked the streets and terrorised people and did crazy things like kick dogs and pulled fire alarms.
Yo Bro, Liam is crazy bro, this one time he was on pills and he kicked a dog and pulled a fire alarm, he had proper Smack Eyes Bro

Hey! Smack Eyes, You Coming out tonight?
by Buttons666 March 19, 2007
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Smack People With Your Dick Day

A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.

This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 25, 2011
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smack heed

usually refers to a smack/heroin addict, lives lower class and is very unwilling to society.

AKA junkie like to congregate in lower parts of city ie: Dundee
check that smack heed his chin is aboot touching the flare,,
check that smack heed his chin is about to touch the floor,,

that smack heed over there is fucking disgusting.
by dundonian poet October 13, 2012
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Smackdabbed

Man, I totally got smackdabbed during a fight my parents had.
by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014
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smack'n

Primarily used to express the taste of food in a highly positive manner.
(It has good flavor.)
Used sparingly to not diminish it's significance.
"This sandwich is smack'n."
by Amish_Astronaut May 3, 2016
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Smackdabalicious

My wife is smackdabalicious.
by Panman71 June 22, 2018
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Smack Daddied

To have the shit knocked out of you by a massive force.
Emma, you are about to get smack daddied by some storms.
by Mister 101 June 29, 2019
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