After a long day in long johns and cold weather the absolute micro size your balls and dick become. Possible worse or similar to cold water dick but not as awkward cause it can be hidden under lots of gear.
Hey sorry I can’t send you a dick picture I have SNOWBOARD DICK and I don’t wanna you to think I’m tiny.
by Prowzack December 20, 2019
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A nickname for Toyota. Toyota cars are known to be inexpensive to buy and maintain, but you get what you pay for. Toyotas handle poorly and are slow, hence the name Slowyota.
My Slowyota can barely get up to freeway speeds. I’m thinking of selling it and buying a German car.
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Get the mexican snowboarding mug.The act of a male ejaculating on whatever footwear he is currently wearing and then kicking a woman in the face with said footwear
by Prof. McJavier October 30, 2011
Get the Alpine Snowboot mug.1. one who owns darthcide,raven,and sukhoi at any game they ever try to play. omit raven and his l337 madden skills.
2. that guy on renegade that killed me
3. one who kills extremely fast
2. that guy on renegade that killed me
3. one who kills extremely fast
by Ravenusc3 December 10, 2003
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narrator: in the airport on an escalator. Zach is about to talk...
zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly
narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.
zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly
narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.
by taylo March 23, 2004
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