Slow Nessy

Someone who drives too damn slow on the highway.

"Damn, you are such a slow nessy! You are only doing 75mph in a 70mph zone"

by billith February 15, 2005

Slow Cooker

The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.

My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.

by SC King November 5, 2007

slow blow

a blow job that is given slow and with great mouth work that makes you nutt faster than normal. as stated by the sammy in blue mountain state the tv show

dude brianna gives the best slow blow ever...

by pick-nasty May 14, 2011

Slow Hands

^ What that guy said.

Slow Hands Is The Best Song Ever Made. Ever.

by tryingotfindmyself March 14, 2005

Slow Waller's

adj: describing a group of 2 or more talkative pedestrians who obliviously create a slow moving, nearly impassable human wall across a sidewalk.

The phenomenon typically occurs at rush hour, near major metropolitan transportation hubs and frequently causes anyone who gets stuck behind one to miss their bus/train.

Jim: "Sorry I am late, I was a block away from the train station when I was trapped behind a 5 slow waller's.

Boss: "No problem, same thing happened to me last week"

by JayGee 74 June 5, 2011

slow magt

A person whose butt starts bleeding when they wipe after excretion.

Person 1: "Dude why is there is blood all over your bathroom floor?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry about it my brother is just a slow magt"

by pornographic jiangster August 8, 2014

slow no toother

when a cheap hooker or (cell mate) is giving oral pleasure with out the use of dentures

Norman in cell block B gives $5 slow no toothers

by Anonymous May 16, 2003