slow ped

Moron, idiot, slow witted, a person of low intellect.

That Jin is some kind of slow ped.

by mfish December 22, 2008

Slow as bread

Expression used when something is taking a long time. Actually goes back to Biblical times when Jesus was handing out bread but he kept talking and talking and finally when everyone had their bread everyone was like "Jesus is slow as bread" and Judas was like "Let's kill this guy"

Apollo though Jesus was slow as bread

by dinodianne January 2, 2015

Slow Roll

When a person seeking an answer is perpetually put off, usually by having to answer subsequent questions given consecutively, before his original question may be answered.

Before leaving, Fred's boss Allen executed a perfect slow roll maneuver, delaying Fred's departure by asking made up questions, the answers of which Fred had to find before Allen would allow Fred to depart.

by Fairly Frustrated January 12, 2010

slow-gasm

When a dude orgasms but not fully so he only cums a bit then he's cool to keep going til he fully blows his load.

Also known as partial orgasm or male multiple orgasm

I only slow-gasmed when i jacked off so I went out still horny.

by Jay1001 December 24, 2005

Slow Down

Another way to say stop being so 'rude'. Used normally by 12 year old chavs.

Chav: Why are your jeans so tight?
Normal Person: They're called skinny jeans...
Chav: Slow down bruv.

by lzyastra May 23, 2009

Slow Motion Potion

This is another name for sizzurp, or codeine/promethazine syrup. The use of this concoction originates from the big H, Houston, Texas. It will have you feelin' fine.

Who tryna lean and sip that slow motion potion ya'll?

by SecretApothecary May 5, 2012

Slow play

When you have a very strong hand in poker, but play passively in the hopes of getting others to bluff or catch a card that will make a good second best hand. The ultimate objective is to get more money out of your opponents.

Bob: When the flop came down 88J and I had 8J, I checked it in the hopes that someone would catch something and I could get paid off.

Saul: Nice slow play.

by dauman February 19, 2010