Sleep 

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

Sleep by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022

Sleep 

Something for loosers
You do not need to know what it is

Parents:*insert name*, it's time to sleep
You:Sleep? What's that?

Sleep by ALi♠️ June 28, 2022

sleep 

if your here you need some

1)wait people sleep
2) yeah i got 8 hours

1) huh?

sleep by milk and cokies July 4, 2022

sleep 

what you need for atleast 7 hours

LEAVE YOUR DEVICE AND GO TO SLEEP ITS 5AM

sleep by iwannadeletethisacc September 14, 2022

Sleep 

Nonexistent

I'm so fucking tired a didn't sleep

Sleep by Deqth September 28, 2022

sleep 

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics

“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism

sleep by anonymous November 28, 2022

Sleep 

When your boyfriend is so high, he thinks illogically and it's cute.

Example of sleep:
Gf: I'm hungry
Bf: how are you hungry? You are pizza
Gf: *visibly confused*
Bf: I love pizza. I also love you. You must be pizza
Gf: do you think I am litterslly food
Bf: yeah you are pizza

Babe you had a weird high sleep

Sleep by Katie is autism December 19, 2022