Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 7, 2008

Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.

1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.

by michelle1991 November 29, 2010

Shaw Shanking

after sex take a dump on your partners chest then clean them off by making them walk in circles while you hose them down.

mark - "sarah.....why do you smell like shit.. and why are you wet?"
sarah - "oh you smell that too? ya my boyfriend decided to make me do some shaw shanking today. bastard.."

by papertowelsrule August 19, 2011

skanking

this is when u prank call people in different countries (or in your own)using Skype

Yo man you missed the skanking call I made last nite, I told some guy in Canada he won a horse and the dipshit believed me.

by Chisim April 19, 2006

Snanking

snacking and wanking at the same time

what did you do last night?

Well i bought some skips, frazzles and twiglets and stayed in and had a snanking session

by On the Rise September 1, 2011

Skankings

Slutty, decorative, stalkings usually worn by whores, hookers, skanks, prostitutes, or girls named Katy.

"Hey, check out that skanky hooker! She's wearing some slutty ass skankings to hide her varicose veins and cellulite on her skanky legs!"

by WankyJanky September 29, 2011

SPANKING AND BANKING

WHEN PLAYING ZOMBIES ON CALL OF DUTY YOU ARE KILLING LOTS OF ZOMBIES AND MAKING ALOT OF POINTS TO BUY PERKS WITH

DUDE YOU HAVE 500 KILLS AND 50,OOO POINTS YOUR SPANKING AND BANKING!

by CWEEZY69 October 18, 2011