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hypothreatical situation

When someone, usually someone with a "tude" (or stereotypical, overprotective fathers) threatens to do something to someone else if that other person commits a certain act.
"If you lay one hand on that donut, I'm going to punch you into next week!"

"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"

These are hypothreatical situations.
by Graydo February 4, 2012
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An Akunjee of a situation

To presume that you’ve indulged in negative behaviours without consequence because of your connections, only to be reprimanded for those exact behaviours by your friends and peers.
He found himself in an Akunjee of a situation when he ran for public office and instead was rebuked for his public conduct by those in public office
by PiedFlycatcher March 17, 2024
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Sucky situation

The secretion (usually sudden )of milk from a woman's breast and the unease or embarrassment she feels when this happens in public.
Ann was unable to continue her conversation with her friends because she realized her blouse was stained thanks to a sucky situation
by Stosus June 15, 2018
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what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
by Дecca September 9, 2023
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win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
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EDIETS Situation

an EDIETS situation is a way of saying your life is so boring and bland that you feel every day is exactly the same, living in an EDIETS situation usually also means having a shallow existance and feeling like you don't have a voice anymore, EDIETS stands not for eDiets.com but rather "Every Day Is Exactly The Same" and is named after the NIN song of same name.
A: "Dude I feel like I'm having an EDIETS Situation right now"
B: "Oh, yeah I feel ya man"
by Kanethegoofster February 25, 2024
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bad situation

the best song made in the naruto ost besides from the sad flute song or something like that
it plays in naruto when someone is getting their ass beat or something is wrong for example it played when Sakura and naruto thought sasuke got kidnapped by them bitches that took over the arena
person a: what is your favorite song
person b: I love the bad situation song from naruto
person a: … *piano sounds*
by sazuke August 23, 2022
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