Alabama situation

When you and your brother are fucking and your dogs licking his balls.

Had quite an Alabama situation yesterday

by Gottasitch May 3, 2021

addverse situation

A less-than-peaceable status caused by someone's quoting one or more seemingly-favorable-to-himself passages from Da Good Book dat are not actually written in there.

In da Red Green Show, Mike Hamar mentions about how one of his dads advised him to "do unto others before they do unto you" --- "He said that's in the Bible." Red Green sarcastically opines dat said statement is merely an example of an "addverse situation", in dat it would certainly not be in da "King James version, but maybe the JESSE James version!"

by QuacksO May 12, 2022

Chinese gaming situation

The situation when the release date of the 1992 gaming console Tandy Memorex VIS (Visual Information System) coincided with Mortal Kombat controversy, hence this gaming console had to have its software releases primarily consisting of educational titles. This situation highly resembles the 15-year ban on gaming consoles in mainland China from 2000 through 2015.

The Chinese gaming situation in the early '90s forced companies to rethink their strategies, similar to how the Tandy Memorex VIS focused on educational titles amid the Mortal Kombat controversy.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

A Mudge Situation

A one sided relationship in which the 'Mudge' believes they are in a committed official relationship zone, when they have actually been placed permanently in the friend zone. This is obvious to all others around the 'Mudge'.

A: Whoa dude, does he know she's got him in a Mudge situation?
B: Nah, he thinks he's in.
A: Poor guy. She's really into Joe. Look at his six pack, even I'd go for that

by womanofyourdreams December 25, 2016

situation

a position of employment; a job.

"My sister has a good situation as a teacher in the local school."

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2025

has a handle on the situation

Has A Situation to a problem.

Bob has a handle on the situation.

by Kelly Plays ROBLOX February 10, 2017

Situational ghosting

When a friend makes plans with you, waits until the day of the event and then gives vague answers by text and does not answer her phone instead of telling you she is not coming.

Becca was supposed to go out with us but then totally disappeared—she is the queen of situational ghosting.

by Winc12345 June 1, 2019