The Side-putter

When a female lays on her side while spreading her legs in the widest v-shape possiable. The male then takes his balls and swings them into the open vagina. Therefore making it a side-putter

I thought this chick was down to fuck, i went to through her the side-putter and she blocked me. This bitch aint no hoe.

by randycort87 January 16, 2015

side pickle

The guy version of "side bitch".

I was going to hang out with my main man tonight, but instead I'm going to hang out with side pickle instead. He fucks better.

by ChocolateDurnDurn March 5, 2015

Side Hams

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.

"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"

by SITKO April 2, 2008

side hog

Someone who takes more than their allocated amount of any side dish from a KFC or similar resaurant.

"You're such a side hog!"

by Angus The Other White Meat May 11, 2006

side slut of the side slut

A person that you thought was your side piece. But it’s now your friends side piece. But you’re still getting a piece.

When Kyle (side slut) comes over to play every Friday. But then Garrett steals him away and you (side slut of the side slut) only get to play with Kyle when Garrett’s done playing with him

by Cocaine Keltz December 2, 2022

side swiped

when someone hits the side of your car and you didn't see it coming

Robby got side swiped by a lady running a red light.

by bratty boy November 17, 2004

Side dick

The other guy .... a guy a girl keeps on the side for “fun”

I will never ever ever be your side dick

by SuGar0831 November 28, 2019