tool shed

a gay bar

hey francesco lets go hang out at the tool shed, i brought my vaseline ;)

by cro magnum October 6, 2007

shed

A place where a dog sleeps or where i sleep at night. Where i lay my head down to go to sleep.

I went to the shed to go to bed because thats all I can afford.

by Salvatore Harry Vitale..... April 21, 2008

tool shed

A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."

"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"

by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007

tool shed

The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.

"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."

by Harry Hole September 23, 2012

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed

Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed

"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"

by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006

Biotch Shedevil

a person, female, who portrays the characteristics of a bitch and also displays acts of subtle evilness

Keith: guys, lets trash our ex girlfriends. Its fun. So I had this girlfriend once who left me for my backstabbing ex friend.

Nick: I'm a big dumb jerk, and I don't know why she would do something like that

Jacob: Cause shes a chocolate eating Biotch Shedevil, thats why!

Keith: yeah you're right about the Biotch Shedevil comment, and yes, she is a little thick around the thighs

by jerkob69 April 6, 2006

shedonist

A female hedonist.

My little dog Lulu likes to have her tummy rubbed. She's a real shedonist. (Also applicable to people!)

by Shermanstein September 26, 2009