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church shopping

To go to a new church every Sunday, usually churches of different Christian denomination, in hopes of finding one where the pastor approves of fornication, gay marriage, and wearing jeans to church.
Jerry wasn't happy in the Catholic Church when Father Stephen told him he couldn't bang his girlfriend. Now he is church shopping. So far he tried Lutheran, Baptist, Presbyterian, Methodist, and Orthodox Churches.
by drlolz August 6, 2014
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shoppingheimers

that horrible feeling at the store when you can't remember what you are supposed to buy and it isn't on your list.....or worse yet you forgot your list as well
As I wandered down the aisle of canned goods, I couldn't remember what the one specific ingredient I needed was, my shoppingheimers was taking over.
by dflgirlygirl January 13, 2009
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Shopping in my grocery store

When someone starts hitting on your girlfriend or wife knowing full well that she is a taken woman.
Hey did you see that guy walked right up and tried shopping in my grocery store?
by Canadian_Beef_24 August 17, 2009
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Shopping Mauled

What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.
Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.
by John@24th December 30, 2010
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Shopping Mower

The electric carts available for fat people at the grocery store.
She rode the shopping mower through the greens section of the store.
by WikiWoman January 22, 2011
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showing 40

The act of submitting 40 hours on your electronic timecard early in the morning on a nice friday so you can sneak out of the office for the rest of the day.
(Reya) I just scored Sox tickets for the game this afternoon. Wanna go?
(Mike) You know it! I'm "showing 40" and then we'll hit it!
by mrdeath49 April 19, 2011
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shyping

The action of skyping someone in a video call while taking a crap.
Guy 1 "What was that plop?"

Guy 2 "..."

Guy 1 "Are you shyping me!? Dude that's fucking sick!"

Guy 2 "Brb gotta wipe"
by Dontshypeme January 7, 2012
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