Shmoo

A vape🤦🏻 ♀️ duhhhh (keep this away from the adults they take shmoos from us!!)

Jake- Hey Kim gotta shmoo?

Kim- yeah come over here I'll put it in ur pocket
Teacher- Kim what was that?

Kim- just giving Jake this shmoo to borrow

by Tay41204 May 20, 2019

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Shmookie

A gay man with shmegma who Fucks another man and gets poopdick with his shmegma

Hey man clean your ass hole good next time some dookie came out on my shmegma and now I’ve got shmookie

by Shmooky September 5, 2019

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Shmoigle

A shmoigle is a bear that is extremely crippled and eats a gallon of fungus everyone hour. This bear is normally depressed but if you get to know it it will get freaky

Person1: Hey did you see that shmoigle?

Person 2: Yah it was so CRIPPLED

Person1:It ate so much fungus

by friedchickenteehee October 27, 2019

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shmooley

a type of person that is mentally very slow. Basically a retard.

Me: Whats good boss

Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley

by chicken 2 September 22, 2020

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shmoiger

Pronounced : SH-MOY-GUR
A shmoiger is a word commonly used by jews and it means someone who is an idiotic dumb person.
Ex: DeBlasio and Cuomo are shmoigers.

Mayor Bill Deblasio is a shmoiger.

by Teitch October 15, 2020

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