self-oral

The highly prized act of self-fellatio. Only performed by 0.000001% of the male species. Never seen, as performers never leave their place of residence.
I took Yoga lessons for 10 years, just to learn self-oral.
by Wanker February 10, 2003
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self expression

1. Personal actions or habits intended to convey, or expose, emotional or intellectual conviction. 2. The act of creating art for the sake of personal gratification. 3. A generalization applied to any action that lacks skill or outside desirability, but is, within it's self, a worthwhile endeavor.
1. It's hard to understand why wearing clothes from Hot Topic is considered self expression, when everyone else is doing the exact same thing. 2. We allow the patients a little time for self expression during arts & crafts; it helps keep them from nutting-up on eachother. 3. It could be said that urban-America is reforming it's self into a more positive environment, by using the art of self expression to cope with all the angst and percieved inequities which once drove it's population to pacify themselves with drugs and crime.
by Shannon September 9, 2003
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Self mutilation

harming ones self on purpose.(burning,cutting, pulling hair, hitting, etc) It is NOT an attempt, or even a sign of suicide. It is not only "emo" or goth kds that do it. Many people do. Some people do it because of depression, attention seeking, and many other reasons. It is not a sign of weakness, it is a cry for help! I know, because i used to cut! And saying bad things about us don't make us better...when people cut it can be just for trends, or for deep emotional problems!! SO STOP SAYING IT IS A TREND OR THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO BE HARDCORE!!! THAT WAS THE LAST THING ON MY MIND WHEN I DID IT!!..........stupid fags....
Self mutilation is a serious problem that needs to be payed more attention to.
by I'M RIGHT YOUR WRONG DEAL! December 28, 2005
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self-pleasurvation

the basic human instinct to preserve and insure, at any cost, the ability to administer pleasure to oneself
Even though both of his hands were gangrenous, Ralph refused to let doctors amputate them in an act of defiant self-pleasurvation
by HypaereonFlux August 7, 2009
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Self-Love

When you realize that you are worthy of love and respect, despite not being perfect. It’s ok to make mistakes. Making mistakes does not make you a lost cause. You are truly beautiful as you are here and now. 💖
Sometimes it is hard to feel Self-love. It takes practice sometimes.💝
by Deck the Halls,Falalalalalala January 27, 2022
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Self Handjob

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.
by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013
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Self-Laugher

Someone who laughs hysterically at something he/she just said. Typically this comment is not funny at all to others who hear it, they may wind up laughing just because the self-laugher is laughing so hard
Man he told the lamest joke in class today he laughed for like an hour at it, he is such a self-laugher.
by The Webbinator October 20, 2009
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