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Jon Schemes

A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.
"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"
by Frank Dignard March 9, 2008
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rhyme schemantra

The Zen masters constructed all their sonnets with the same rhyme schemantra.
by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009
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the Polish people seem pretty worried

UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

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Schemey

A ned. A person brought up on fast food and buckfast wine in a Scottish council scheame. The lowest of the low. Think shell suit, white flabby skin, bad hair and a sovvy ring.
She is one minging Schemey cow ba the way.
by www.tubgirl.com August 19, 2003
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Toulmin schema

The art of being a tool, as specifically defined by Toulmin, and his rather dripsy schema; to exude a massive quantity of toolishness
My nigga Chuck Reed avidly studies the Toulmin schema, hence, he displays its properties well.
by straight william November 17, 2003
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scheme box

oral sex
related to head brains or dome in that you do your scheming in your head, or your scheme box.
yo i just got me some scheme box!
by BAD NEWS VA April 24, 2005
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Patty Schemel

One of the best female drummers ever. Born April 24, 1967 in Los Angeles, CA. Best known for being a member of Hole from 1993-1998 when she was replaced by Samantha Maloney (who, by the way, could not play drums like Patty!) She also played the drums on Courtney Love's album "America's Sweetheart".
Patty Schemel is an awesome drummer and she also has ovaries. But that doesn't mean you can too, little grrl.
by *Bee* September 13, 2008
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