Plazzy Scouser

Someone born outside of Liverpool, but dreams of one day being wrongly mistaken for Scouse. They "support" either red or blue yet don't ever venture too far from their couch unless it's an awayday to the local pub. Claim to out of towners that they where born in Scotty Road". Desperate to be accepted

Ketwig Keith: Alright laa you a scouser?

Bowlhead Benny: Yes laa !

Ketwig Keith: Wherabout?

Bowlhead Benny: Ellesmere Port but ald fella was born in Scotty Rd.

Ketwig Keith: ........ Plazzy Scouser the

by anonymous April 26, 2021

Milo Sauser

Milo Sauser is a nuttäbängu otherwise known as reudige. The term is used when someone angers you and you insult his whole bloodline. Milo is a Baller, he is very wise and mystical his thinking can not be comprehended from a human being.

"You are such a Milo Sauser"

by sonny123 November 1, 2022

Jed Suse

When someone rips a massive fart that stinks up the entire classroom / area you are in.

That fart was a Jed suse

by Ren bosy June 1, 2023

scouse

Inhabitant of Liverpool, strong dialect, (stereotype): Shellsuited, mulleted, car theives.

Scouse bastards nicked my wheels!

by oracle March 13, 2004

souser

one who souses. noun form of souse.
Sousing is a derogatory term that can be inserted in lieu of any other word. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, or just about any other type of word.

Jimmy is such a fucking souser, he loves to souse it up.

by King Souser March 28, 2005

SCOUSER

i`ve read every definition of a SCOUSER that has been put on this website and being a scouser myself but with links in other areas of the UK i am not as niave as some others and know other peoples opinion of scousers. the truth is us scousers are friendly, talkative and proud people. we take pride in our past E.G the beatles, 5 european cups (hopefuly 6 on wensdee) and our famous anfield kop songs (in our famous accent). we hate the mancs because their not to be trusted, their no where near as hospitable as other regions and there girls are slags. Thats the way were brought up and every true scouser feels the same way about the mancs. all the rubbish about us stealing your cars and saying calm down calm down is stereotypical views of those jealous of our famous and wonderful city. although our air may not be as clean as other places in the uk we have higher employment rates and lower crime counts than mancland and london. after all we aint capital of culture for nothing. so all you people with bad views on my amazing home city that i am proud to be from take my advise and..... meet a scouser coz i guarentee aslong as your not a manc or a chelsea fan you`ll get on wit us just fine.

proud scousers song

"we wun it 5 times,
we wun it 5 tiiiiiiiimes,
in istanbuuuuuul,
we wun it 5 times.

on loan,
its only on looooooooooan,
from greek athens,
we`ll bring it back home."

by scouse and proud June 7, 2007

scute

Sweet + cute = scute.

That shirt is really scute.

by Meggy P July 5, 2007