Scantron

A hip, robotic dance performed in moments of extreme intoxication or joy.

Yo, did you see Marina bust out the Scantron last night? Shit was off the chain.

by Rockgrant February 26, 2009

scones

A shite male hairstyle favoured originally by English and European footballers in the 1970's and 80's (origin unknown), though the most classic examples can be found in the mid to late 1980's. Essentially the sytle comprises of a type of back permed (usually shortish) mullet. Only the back of the hair is permed and it is these curly parts that are referred to as 'The Scones'. The style maybe referred to solely as a back perm and the length of the scones themselves can vary.

Variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as 'Scones' would be technically incorrect. The word is a derivative of the Australian slang for head scone

Classic examples would cite Kevin Keegan and Chris Waddle but other European examples are available.

"Hey mate is that a home perm? those scones are great!"

by Dr A Bradshaw April 28, 2007

scant

1. A skank; bitch; ho
2. A boring woman; an older woman who drones on and on.

1. Cori sure is a scant.
2. Ugh...would she that scant shut up already?

by Nihilanth September 21, 2005

scoatch

very little, small, tiny, lacking in size,2.very little bit

aj has a scoatch penis..

by juan neago June 12, 2005

Scones

A group on Skype that includes people who are made of awesome. They discuss Harry Potter and videos on YouTube. They all love each other and want to be each other when they grow up. And... they're all famous.

While all of the other teenagers in town partied, I logged into skype and went on Scones.

by J.K. Rowling May 4, 2008

Sconed

To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry

oh dude you got sconed!

by Matthevv May 30, 2005

california scents

SHITTY SHITTY smelling little fertilizer looking shit in a little can that looks like cat food. It makes the room STANK.

Christa walked into the homeroom and covered her nose with her sleeve, eyes watering. She glanced at the California Scents can on the teacher's desk and whined as it was labeled "Lasts 60 Days!"

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005