scenester

The name people give to other people who joined a certain fashion later than themselves.

Get over yourselves you cunts, no one cares about how you dress or what music you like. You're as much a scenester as anyone.

by Danyes August 12, 2006

Scenester

The scenester is a male, female, or an "it" usually falling between the ages of 16-21. At the core of their lifestyle is their apparent love for music, usually of an obscure genre. Their clothing and attitude reflects their taste in music. Scenesters usually migrate in groups, most of them are the same person, and therefore look very similar. The typical scenester wears a t-shirt usually from Hot Topic (although the more "conformist" scenesters go to Stitches) and a pair of tight jeans. Their accessories include awkward headwear, oversized aviators, plastic jewelry, and the scenester can often be seen with a cigarette at hand. Scenesters, as the name suggests, are the first to hop onto a bandwagon - whether it's longboarding or the new drug. Scenesters found on the internet have usernames typically consisting of two words seperated by an "x." Members of this species usually travel in mid-90's sedans in large numbers. Scenesters are often mistaken for their more common, upbeat cousin - the hipster.

Gatekeeper: "Are you guys here to see the drifters?"

Scenester: "Sure are." (Takes short drag on cigarette.)

Scenester 1: "Goin' to the Rise Against concert?"

Scenester 2: "Fuck you!"

Scenester 3: "Fuck!"

by The Oppression of The Man May 26, 2009

rolling stones

when you say "rolling stones" you arent saying a great band, you are saying BEST BAND EVER.
yeah there are other good ones, the Doors, Queen, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink floyd etc; those are important great bands, BUT NOTHING, i repeat NOTHING can be compared to the ROLLING STONES.
Call it demon pact, call it luck, the truth is pure rock n roll. I mean who hasn't heard SATISFACTION?!?!?!?
Anyway the rolling stones are not a band that you can decide if u like them or not.
This is band that have rocked on during 40 years...and still have it.

rolling stones = rock n roll
after reading this you still think they suck, then my friend you have a problem.

by satanic majesty June 28, 2006

scenester

a rather interesting person. contrary to very popular belief, they don't all just follow trends. the only trend these people follow is a love of music, which often bands them together. some of them are sxe, (straight edge) which means no sex, drugs, or drinking. but not all of them are. a lot of the girl wear brightly colored eyeshadows, maticulosly put onwith the greatest of care. many also wear brightly colored clothes, tight jeans, and flats. big round beaded necklaces or bracelets may be included also. the girls usually have razored hair, and it may or may not be dyed.
the guys usually wear tight pants, and/or tight shirts with a large belt buckle sometimes with guns or the like on it. they also usually wear some type of skate shoe or converses.they usually also have very nice hair, and you can tell they spent some time on it. that does not mean they are gay. it means they care about their apperance.

those scenester kids have some great taste in music

i love the way the people in the scene dress.

those scenester kids can be really original sometimes.

by ewrfewf December 30, 2005

five points of scenesterdom

The five points of scenesterdom explain the universal truths of scenesters. Arranged in the shape of a star, the priority of each point is more the closer to the top it is.

At the top of the star is music.

In the middle is lifestyle and clothes.

At the bottom is hair and hobbies.

Although the exact details slightly differ between areas, in general if you have all five points covered you will get along with any scenester anywhere.

This quasi-scientific method of measuring and understanding scenesters was originally created by Grace-Monday, a disgruntled half-scenester, in 2005.

He listens to all the right music, goes to all the right bars, and knows all the right people.. however, he dresses a mess and his hair is ugly. He doesn't encompass all five points of scenesterdom.

by loveCasiotone May 23, 2005

Scenester

An individual who partakes in 'myspace' trends, while obtaining mild obscurity fashion taste, and claiming to be unique, while hanging out with people that look exactly the same. Some modern day trends have de-evolutionized this idiocy to a new level and they are as follows:

br00tal names (i.e. HENRY HORROR, CHRIS CANNIBAL, DAVID MASSACRE)

tight pants; usually girl pants

slip-on shoes such as vans

the XS hoodie with a band that they don't even listen to but bought it at a show, cause it looked cool

posting on bulletins:
w4wing, pc4pc, s4s (whore 4 whore)(picture comment 4 picture comment) (sign 4 sign)
or some train called 'HORRIFIC PERFECTION' with pictures of people at their best angles.

Hello Kitty, Gloomy Bear, Diamonds, Bats paraphernalia

Covering your face with as much hair as possible (To make yourself look a lot more attractive than you already are)

Having Drop Dead and/or Bring Me The Horizon on your Top Friends.

Going to shows and gossiping about other scenesters.

Usually wearing black band shirts.

Making a gang and telling everyone to post it on their myspace.

Hector Horrid - Chris Contagious is soooo popular he has 4782462 friends.

Amanda Anesthetic - AND HE'S ON AP|VIP|DS|NP|OK!!!

Hector Horrid - He's a way better scenester than me. =

by AlexanderEMPIRE January 9, 2008

Scone Weaper

A female who has the ability to ejaculate or "squirt" upon orgasm

She was a total scone weaper, the sheets were ringing.

by BallzMulhoon March 7, 2009