schmag

a sufficient word to use in place of any otherwise degrading words. ie lazy, idiot, dumbass

roberts such a schmag

schmag by sara brown October 28, 2003

schmag

a viscous, fluid substance, usually disgusting in nature. refers in particular to large quantities, as used in typical horror films.

the possessed little kid opens her mouth, and SCHMAG! Lookit all the schmag!

schmag by Groan February 1, 2004

schmagagle 

Everything (like the whole nine yards). Most common in the New York area. Variation of one definition of schmageggy.

Guy 1: How much of that report did he write?
Guy 2: He did it all, the whole schmagagle.

schmagagle by M. Lennox October 4, 2008

schmeagol

Feeling lazy, not wanting to move, feeling greasy, feeling hungover, being high>

Look at mike in his bed after drinking last night...What a schmeagol!

schmeagol by cangreko April 3, 2010

schmegma 

A formation of dead skin cells from your penis. Some people over produce schmegma, some people hardly have much of a problem at all.

I had a yellow formation, millimeters thick that seperated my foreskin from my head the area felt a tiny bit raw but I was fine afterwards.

schmegma by normalyosis January 25, 2005

schmedley 

Noun, used to describe something topical in a conversation or an activity between two people. It communicates by way of the connection between the two people.

I.e. Two people involved in let's say fixing a computer... "Hey, pass the me the schmedly (alan key), I need to take out the tape-back up..." or "can you grab me a schmedley (leash) while you're up there? I need to take the dog for a walk..."

schmedley by Trevor Parker October 25, 2007

schmegma 

1. Dick cheese that forms in the foreskin.

Richard had a schmegma problem from not washing his genitals properly.

schmegma by Anonymous March 9, 2003