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Schlampooped

getting absolutely and utterly destroyed by someone or something, whether in a match or game; no chance of recovery
Yeah no dude I got absolutely schlampooped first round in
by uzi puzi September 20, 2024
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Schlaftrunken

A rarely used German adjective commonly used by old people to describe the State of sleep deprivation where one begins to seem as if under the influence of alcohol!
Person1: I haven’t slept in two days now but i am feeling amazing! Im not tired at all anymore!! Do you wanna go to the park??
Person2: its 3 am we cant go to the park dude!! Du bist schlaftrunken, take a nap!
by Noxiosthegreat October 8, 2024
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schlango

yankin my schlango
I wouldn’t yank your schlango for a million gruples
by Jan Spurlin February 14, 2025
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schlank

a person who is a disturbance or interruption to society
he is such a schlank.
by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025
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schlank

a person who is a slight disturbance and interruption to society

can be viewed as a slur
bro he is such a schlank
by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025
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Schlaboing

A "Schlaboing" is usually a mighty, overflowing, throbbing male reproductive organ. It is mostly located on weebs and discord mods lower half, between the legs. Sometimes it can be impotent and frightfully small.
*Adrien just gave an immaculate pounding to his nezuko bodypillow and came into a jar, with his grandmas picture inside.*

Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.

Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--
by Gubobubo December 8, 2025
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Schlabonk

When you bonk, but with a wind up.
"Schlabonk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
by Saturn Mist December 22, 2025
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