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scandinavian cunt hair

1st smallest unit of measure, 1/2 the thickness of an ordinary cunt hair. Also very fine.
I missed hitting that
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.

That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.
by willifish August 7, 2009
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Mandeep Sandar

Mandeep is a strange creature who has hair like a girl and never washes it. He often visits the chip shop to dip his hair in the grease to give it a nice shiny finish. He often sports many different head wears ranging from a hair band to a tea cosy to keep his mush warm. Very hairy indivdual with a strong smell of daddy's sauce.
Monty: Is that a large, greasy muffball?

George: Nah, thats just Mandeep bless him.
by kingmustard May 8, 2005
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scandal

a sex video, usually starred by a famous celebrity
paris hilton's sex scandal
by moximoron December 25, 2007
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scandalous hoe

1) a bitch who acts like she's ghetto, but she's straight up white washed.

2) she goes out with / talks to guys saying "baby i love you" to her so called"bestfriend / close friend"

3) the type of girl everyone wanna fades.
Girl: she was getting at my boyfriend and she was my "close" friend. this been going on for about a month and she was talking to me like she didnt do anything wrong !

Girl's cousin: WHAATTA BITCH ASS SCANDALOUS HOE!
by flapjackbobjimed July 2, 2009
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handle your scandal

When someone is very high/drunk and they are being obvious about it, you tell them to "handle your scandal" as a way of telling them that they are attracting too much attention.
Guy 1: whhoooooaaaa man im SOOOO high!
Guy 2: Bro handle your scandal there is a cop right there!
by mcellis September 7, 2011
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Scandie

An abbreivation of 'Scandinavian' so any person (male or female) who is an inhabitant of Finland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, or someone of Scandinavian blood.
Jukka-Pekka: "Hi"
Georgia: "Hi, where are you from?"
Jukka-Pekka: "Finland"
Georgia: "Yay, a Scandie! :) "
by Georgia March 26, 2005
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sandalista

As far as is known, the term was coined by (or at least first published by) political satirist and humorist PJ O'Rourke as an essay and later published in his book, Holidays in Hell regarding the Lefty-loving, hacky-sack playing dirtballs who mourned the Sandinista's (FSLN, led by Daniel Ortega) death as a political power in Nicaragua.

The Sandalista can be described as any number of unwashed, unshaven, greasy, long-haired psuedo-hippies who spent their time lamenting the passing of Che Guevara, Paul Wellstone and most specifically, the death of Communism in Nicaragua. Their honorary political figurehead is now Jimmy Carter. They are no longer welcomed by the decent people of Nicaragua, so they came back to the United States to torment and pester the public here.

Sandalistas put no effort whatsoever into making themselves presentable to the public at large, nor any effort into obtaining job skills that would make them the least bit employable. They can be identified by sandal-clad unwashed feet, unshaven pits and legs (females), scabs, foul breath, unshaven faces (male and female) and wild, matted, uncombed hair. Their stench announces their approach. Puka shells and love-beads are their choice of tribal adornment. Females typically wear long batik skirts (to identify them as female, allegedly) to hide the bug bites on their legs, and wear no make-up. Males may or may not wear black make-up around their eyes. Many are pierced all over their bodies and head, and most have some sort of tribal tattoo. In all, it is a failed attempt to appear the peasantry they want you to think they represent.

Their politics are always Leftist.

The only species of humanoid more vile smelling than the Sandalista is the feces-encrusted drunken wino and the elusive Skunk-Ape of the Florida Everglades. Though the Skunk-Ape has better personal hygiene.
Jesus H! Look at that filthy, stinking dirtball handing out flyers on the corner! Is that stench coming from HIM? Damn, I wish them Sandalistas would get a bath and a job. Let's get the hell out of here before his fleas jump on to us!
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