Saturday Night Haircut

A haircut not on the head or face, intendeded as a polite gesture for interactions most likely to occur on a Saturday night.

Brotha, if we're gonna go out tonight, I gotta go administer my Saturday Night Haircut; I'm not going for the overgrown forest look.

by typicalchazzgville September 5, 2010

SATKS

Severe Addicted To Kpop Syndrome (SATKS) - noun. a serious infectious illness which causes the victim to be overly obsessive with Kpop, despite being only just infected.The pandemic first appeared in 1992 when the group Seo Tai-ji & Boys debut and spread SATKS with their music.But in 2007, Girls' Generation "Gee" have effectively spread the infectious music/pandemic all around the world due to globalization, resulting to a huge amount of people getting affect.Many Kpop groups started to debut then, which spread SATKS even more.
People who are infected by SATKS, are also known as kfag(Korean faggots)
Only strong willed people, blunt person or strong hatred against Korea can resist SATKS

Person 1:KARA is definitely better than 2pm OK!!!
Person 2:NO!!2pm is my husband!!I even bought their cup,T-shirt and also the limited edition 2pm poster!!
Person 3:You both are infected by SATKS...

by Dr.Lim September 8, 2011

Saturday Suprise

Saturday Suprise Ingredients:
1
Capri Sun
3
Teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
Teaspoon of salt
Mix vigourously
And you have Saturday Surprise!
Enjoy
Add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.

Saturday Suprise is just gross

by ThatGuyWhoDefinesThings January 5, 2014

Saturn rocket

Like the NASA rockets, a three stage shit, usually after a night of drinking. It's a hard, knotty turd followed by a soft clay-like shit and topped off by loose toilet spray.

After drinking $1 drafts all night and the White Castle, I fired out a Saturn rocket this morning.

by theangrybeard September 14, 2014

Saturday night catholic

Someone who drinks too much on Saturday night to go to church Sunday morning.

Levi missed church again, he is a Saturday Night Catholic!

by Rep4Christ217 August 27, 2017

satki

Satki is one of Arsine and Alice's inside jokes. It is an Armenain word that means die. It had a very funny meaning to it though. You can use it in any funny scenario like when Adrien calls Marinette "just a friend" or when Lance says he doesn't remember the bonding moment. The Armenian phrase "Guna Satki" means go die and you can use that to describe Voltron season 8.

Voltron: Klance is not endgame

Arsine and Alice: Satki

by Pidge Holt February 3, 2019

Saturdaying

To get day drunk, hangout with dope people, and likely go to jail

Yo man! We went Saturdaying last week and I fucked a fat chick!

Whoa....definitely a Saturday type thing

by Fuck122 May 18, 2019